Well I think I've had a spiritual epiphany. I have risen from the ashes as a big, bold and beautiful phoenix. Ladies (and gents).....I got myself a pair of new bewbies.
No, no- I did not get implants. Nothing as drastic as that. Instead of going under the knife I went under the tape measure. After going through life for almost 30 years wearing ill-fitting torture contraptions I just had enough. I finally got myself measured properly at a bra fitting and it was worth the embarrassment of having to strip in front of a complete stranger and have the little ladies analyzed (this is coming from someone that doesn't even like changing in locker rooms). Lo and behold I went up a full cup and bra size. Not until I tried on the bras in my new size did I believe it possible. No more bra pinching or horrible back and armpit fat rolls. I actually look thinner and my breasts perkier. They now stand at attention and salute. In a word I feel glorious.
I can't recommend a proper bra fitting enough. Please, please make the effort and get yourself fitted. You'll feel like a new woman! Case in point: as I left the store I felt like Mary Tyler Moore when she tosses her hat in the air.... instead I threw my old bra in the trash and never looked back.
No, no- I did not get implants. Nothing as drastic as that. Instead of going under the knife I went under the tape measure. After going through life for almost 30 years wearing ill-fitting torture contraptions I just had enough. I finally got myself measured properly at a bra fitting and it was worth the embarrassment of having to strip in front of a complete stranger and have the little ladies analyzed (this is coming from someone that doesn't even like changing in locker rooms). Lo and behold I went up a full cup and bra size. Not until I tried on the bras in my new size did I believe it possible. No more bra pinching or horrible back and armpit fat rolls. I actually look thinner and my breasts perkier. They now stand at attention and salute. In a word I feel glorious.
I can't recommend a proper bra fitting enough. Please, please make the effort and get yourself fitted. You'll feel like a new woman! Case in point: as I left the store I felt like Mary Tyler Moore when she tosses her hat in the air.... instead I threw my old bra in the trash and never looked back.
(Ladies in Chicago: Check out Intimacy, The Bra Fit Specialists)
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